Allow me to explain the anatomy of a cat’s paw.
Smush beans!!! Piddle paws. Liddle piddles. Smoosh bean piddly doos.
Fluffstuff pink piddle chubber bubbies.
As a biologist I can attest for the accuracy of this.
omG I SEARCHED GOOGLE FOR A SEWING MACHINE DIAGRAM AND THIS CAME UP I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
i think my blog is a cryhole
We actually keep this picture hanging up in our costume shop. If you have ever operated a sewing machine, this picture will speak to you on a spiritual level.
OH MY GOD
Dylan Moran on wine.
I LOVE YOU YOU BEAUTIFUL IRISH DICKHOLE
Okay, I’m done.
It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flys, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
Hannibal doesn’t care if Will is happy, healthy, or sane. He cares if Will is his. He wants Will to be there for Hannibal’s own pleasure, and that’s all that matters. He has proven willing to destroy Will if that’s what it takes to keep Will under his control. Yes, he’s very involved with and attached to Will, but it’s in the same way that a child loves their favorite toy. Will is ancillary to Hannibal; Will is the best book Hannibal has ever read.