EB White declines an invitation. I am absolutely going to steal this. (via)
Every time I say no to anything, from now on, forever.
WHY DO WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS IN A SMALL TOWN IN ALASKA THE MAYOR HAS BEEN A CAT
”He doesn’t raise our taxes - we have no sales tax. He doesn’t interfere with business,” said Lauri Stec “He’s honest.”
and he oNLY drinks water from a wine glass
A town decided that a cat would be a better mayor than people
“He’s good, probably the best we’ve had,”
i replaced the audio in mick jagger and david bowie’s video for “dancing in the street” with the song “cotton eye joe”
i’ve spent like 3 hours of my saturday evening just laughing at this so it’s only fair to share it
oh my god
An English IKEA decided to release 100 live cats overnight. Why? Why would you question such a thing? The video is the most amazing and life-affirming event. Ever. Embrace it. Watch it a thousand times. Watch it ten thousand times.
from the guy who brought you “Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf,” please enjoy a new song entitled “Christian Bale is at Your Party”
BEST WEBSITE EVER
What on EARTH.