“Reading a script and loving a character and not being able to play it… that’s like having a crush on someone and not being able to fuck them.”
Kristen Stewart in ‘Just One Of The Guys’ by Jenny Lewis (x)
“At roughly 2:35, Kristen Stewart waggles her eyebrows in suggestive delight at the viewer, then beckons to herself as if to say “Me? You? You? Me? Is this happening? Let’s make this happen.” Kristen Stewart contains more drollery in the crook of her little finger than you have in your entire miserable carcass.
You are a piece of shit and I hate you. I would cheerfully slide a knife across your eyelids to spend three-quarters of a minute looking at Kristen Stewart’s neck from a respectful distance.” [x]