@ 3:12 PM



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@ 10:08 PM



simon amstell more like simon DAMNstell am I right ladies

@ 7:58 PM



It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flys, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

@ 1:36 PM



places where incest is legal

  • argentina
  • brazil
  • australia 
  • spain
  • my computer
  • fanfiction
  • the ivory coast
  • my brain
  • short stories
  • novels
  • my house
  • probably sam and dean’s house
  • the netherlands
  • pm anywhere if no one finds out
@ 4:16 PM



the life of a shipper is hard

my otp just touched

but because half of it was having a small seizure

also the other half is slowly destroying his mental health

i hate everything