#why dance when you can move your feet like your ankles are made of jelly


hazwards:

hey remember that one time when that interviewer sounded like she called louis a ball licker and his whole life flashed before his eyes



thekindablues:

the-timelords-tardis:

imperatriceete:

lamamama:

plot what plot
I blame anon

This is pretty much how I saw the movie. XD

ME GUSTA

this is how the movie was.

thekindablues:

the-timelords-tardis:

imperatriceete:

lamamama:

plot what plot

I blame anon

This is pretty much how I saw the movie. XD

ME GUSTA

this is how the movie was.



When you're on your period...

  • Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
  • Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
  • Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
  • Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
  • Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
  • Me: why




spencersgirl:

“me in a box while shemar eats a burrito”
(via @Gublernation)

spencersgirl:

“me in a box while shemar eats a burrito”

(via @Gublernation)



The Cement Garden by Ian McEwan

quicksummary:

Some kids’ parents die but they don’t want to go into foster care so they hide the death of their mother by encasing her in cement in their basement. Then incest.