cherrybina:

After a v. intellectual twitter conversation with littlemousling and likeaglass about how frequently Louis hits Harry in the balls on camera and what this (OBVIOUSLY) means, I decided to ask the boy, who is my expert for all peen related matters. 

WHEN A DUDE HITS ANOTHER DUDE IN THE BALLS

1. If there is no mutually agreed upon ball hitting criteria established prior to the incident, the other dude gets punched in the face, no questions. 

2. If there IS precedent, then it’s likely some kind of ball smacking chicken, in which dudes sneak up on other dudes and hit them in the balls and try to see who cries first. YEAH I DON’T PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND.

3. Even if there is an established game, the dude who hits the other dude in the balls needs to run like hell, because that hurts like a motherfucker and someone could lose an eye in the aftermath. Also, there is generally a lot of cursing and threats along the lines of, I’M GONNA RIP YOUR NUTS OFF WHEN I HAVE REGAINED THE ABILITY TO WALK. All part of the game, obviously. 

4. HE HAD NO EXPLANATION WHATSOEVER FOR A DUDE WHO HITS ANOTHER DUDE IN THE BALLS AND THEN JUST PUTS HIS ARM AROUND HIM ALL FRIENDLY LIKE.

WELL I CAN THINK OF ONE EXPLANATION I AM JUST SAYING.